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Buy $CONDOM

Real-world asset · Solana

One Sealed Condom.
One Billion Shares.

Fully reserved, caught on camera, legally questionable only in the fun way.

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Asset record

Photographed, serial-marked and sealed at launch. Not opened since. Will not be opened by us. Ever.

Asset #001 Sealed1 of 1

Asset ID
#001
Class
Prophylactic, latex
Condition
Sealed, untouched
Batch
Expiry
Entered custody
Supply
1,000,000,000 $CONDOM
One token
1 / 1,000,000,000 of the asset

The race to 51%

Any wallet holding 51% of supply may claim the physical asset. Below are the ten largest holders right now. The line is the finish.

    Nobody's close yet. Ambitious wallets, apply within.

    Redemption

    Three steps between you and outright ownership of a condom.

    1. 1

      Hold at least 510,000,000 $CONDOM in a single wallet.

    2. 2

      Sign the claim message "I claim Asset #001" from that wallet and send the signature to .

    3. 3

      We verify the balance on-chain and ship the asset. You now own a condom outright. Congratulations, probably.

    Declaration of custody

    Ownership is set out in a signed declaration, pinned to IPFS alongside the photo of the asset.

    
              
    CID
    Files
    declaration.txt · asset-001.png
    Signed by
    Taylor Ferran, 12 October 2026
    Deployer wallet

    FAQ

    Short answers to reasonable questions.

    Is this real?
    The condom is real. The photo is real. The rest is up to you.
    What do I actually own?
    A fractional share of one condom, as set out in the declaration. Nothing more, nothing less. $CONDOM is a collectible, not an investment.
    Does it pay anything?
    No. No yield, no dividends, no roadmap.
    How does the dev make money?
    Creator fees on trading volume. No dev allocation is being sold.
    What happens if nobody reaches 51%?
    The asset stays in custody, sealed, as a monument.
    Can I use it?
    Only once you own all of it. Even then, check the expiry date.

    Reach 51%. Claim the asset.

    One sealed condom, one billion shares, one finish line. Buying happens on pump.fun only.

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